Long-time readers may remember when I first discussed Rule 34, the golden rule of the erotic internet: Pornnuder. There are no exceptions.” You may not know this, but the first illustration in this post depicted an unfortunate event: a captive redheaded fairy painfully inflating a straw stuck in her… well, you can imagine or see. Fairies may be small, but they are timelessly tough. She is lucky to be tough because Rule 34 doesn’t apply to her. After all, there is an entire Pornnuder shack industry dedicated to sexually exploiting their small size and lack of special powers or influence. Given their reputation for being magically vindictive, it seems deadly dangerous, if not downright foolish, to subject fairies to this kind of sexual humiliation, but we lusty mortals are kind of like that, I suppose. Perhaps the most famous fairy of all time is Tinker bell, also known as Tinker Bell. Just because she is small doesn’t mean she should be considered immature or non-sexual. The 1911 novel “Nude Blog”, part of her canon, has this to say about her people: In the first novel, she is presented as very sexy, right down to the chic underwear she wears to bed. She “…wears a wide-open, square-leafed dress that makes the most of her hourglass figure.” Nude Blog threatens, “If we open the curtains of your boudoir, we shall all see you in your nightgown.” A ripe object of human desire from the start! At least in the fervent imaginations of her many horny fans, since then, there has been a nearly non-stop Pornnuder nudist dating orgy, which includes spankings, vicious touching of her private body parts, bondage, a flood of nude blogs, and all sorts of rough sexual treatment. She was even transferred to the most boring and exhausting job of all, giving a kind of pornographic nude date to a notorious pirate kidnapper who would restrain her with a tiny gold chain and make her “work” until she was physically exhausted. After all, when humans use fairies as animated sex toys with beauty, wit, skillful fingers, and hot mouths, there can only be one outcome: at the cruel hands of lustful human men, Pornnuder Dating always ends up with a flood of cheesy nude blogs. It is an inevitable fate that she eventually comes to terms with.
